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20.04.2011 um 15:50

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Heute kam ja meine neue Logitech MX 518, da meine Alte (Maus^^) doch den Geist aufgegeben hatte...

Nunja...

Verwundert war ich doch ein wenig, als die "Postdame" zu mir sagte:

"Man solle doch beim Versender mal nachhaken, das solch eine Verpackung doch eher unangemessen wäre, grade im Versand und in diesen Zeiten..."

Ich: *WTF-Blick aufsetz* "Was meinen Sie denn damit?"

Sie "Schauen Sie sich das Paket doch bitte mal etwas genauer an..."

Ich konnte fast nicht mehr vor Lachen, als ich den Grund sah.

Sie erzählte mir dann noch, das es in der Postfiliale doch beinahe zu einer Bombenübung gekommen sei, aber da man das Paket leicht öffnen konnte, und der Absender (Amazon) ja allgemein bekannt sei, ist ja nix passiert. oO .

Also wenn die das mal bei ner echten machen, dann kann ich wohl lange auf meine Pakete warten...

Und zu guter Letzt, endlich die Auflösung des ganzen Ärgers war die Aufschrift auf dem Paket:

http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/fil.../cbe-7-jpg.html

|LR|Swordsworn

20.04.2011 um 16:05

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Ich sags mal so die haben von ihren Job dann wohl soviel Ahnung wie ne halbe Scheibe Toastbrot vom Wandern...
C4 ist eine Verpackungseinheit...

[Editiert von |LR|Swordsworn am 20.Apr.2011 um 16:05]
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20.04.2011 um 22:04

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lol
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