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21.07.2011 um 08:33

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jabber hat folgendes geschrieben:

21/07/2011 08:32:59 rattlesnake
für dich würd ichs sogar billiger machen xD

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21.07.2011 um 08:35

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Aber die Anfrage kam von ihm

Wollt ihn nur net aus seinen Träumen reißen

jabber hat folgendes geschrieben:

(08:32:36) taKKy: ALLES ZU TEUER OLOLOL MACH MA BILLIGER OLOLOLOL !!!111

[Editiert von |LR|Rattlesnake am 21.Jul.2011 um 08:35]
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21.07.2011 um 12:55

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ker, kei Diskussion hier. Ausserdem war das die erwartete Antwort aus dem lp.de Forum bei einem Verkaufsangebot =)
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20.03.2012 um 12:16

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Grad eben aus dem Chat:

Zitat:

|LR|The: alter.. ich bin beschnitten

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26.03.2012 um 11:58

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irgend ein Teilnehmer der Planenaktion hat folgendes geschrieben:

Hey Jungs, hier ist die Feuerwehr, die sammelt. Bringt mal nen Eimer Wasser raus...

|LR|Swordsworn

26.03.2012 um 16:05

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|LR|=quiEtschEEntchEn= hat folgendes geschrieben:

irgend ein Teilnehmer der Planenaktion hat folgendes geschrieben:

Hey Jungs, hier ist die Feuerwehr, die sammelt. Bringt mal nen Eimer Wasser raus...

godlike <3
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26.03.2012 um 16:57

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Quietsche hauts halt manchmal echt raus !!!!!

I Like
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|LR|Rafiki

26.03.2012 um 19:25

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war ja auch witzig bei meiner oma im hof mit dem aggrofeuerwehrmann
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|LR|The G

26.03.2012 um 19:27

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Warum war der aggro?
Hat der gebrannt?
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Ich zitiere Culcha Candela: Ich will nur eine mit Herz, Kopf, Arsch und Pepp! Draussen Prinzessin und 'n Freak in meinem Bett!

|LR|Rafiki

26.03.2012 um 19:40

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ne aber ihm hat der spruch nich gefallen
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13.04.2012 um 16:36

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I'm on Flickr and I have a more serious weblog. Of course I am on Twitter: @dominik.

Today: A lesson in German capitalisation →

Die Spinnen!
= The spiders!
Die spinnen!
= They are crazy!

Er hatte liebe Genossen.
= He had kind companions.
Er hatte Liebe genossen.
= He had enjoyed love.

Sich brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to gloat and turn towards other things
Sich Brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to turn towards breasts and other things

Sie konnte geschickt Blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at treating blisters and limbs.
Sie konnte geschickt blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at giving blowjobs and handling members.

Der Gefangene floh.
= The prisoner escaped.
Der gefangene Floh.
= The imprisoned flea

Helft den armen Vögeln.
= Help the poor birds.
Helft den Armen vögeln.
= Help poor people with sex.
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-Wladimir Wladimirowitsch Putin

|LR|The G

13.04.2012 um 16:42

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I think I spider!
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18.04.2012 um 21:00

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Sam:
Hey, weißt du unter welchem Motto die Salafisten den Koran verteilt haben?

Zach:
Ich muss zugeben, dass ich diese Aktion etwas an mir habe vorbei gehen lassen.

Sam:
War nicht gerade die beste Wahl, es war:

“Lies!”

Zach:
Ja und?

Sam:
Und jetzt noch mal in Englisch….
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19.04.2012 um 07:14

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Virusmaster und ich beim Server Konfigurieren mit grossem Bildschirm, ILO-Interface von 5 m entfernt stehende Sofas aus.

"lass mal virtual device einbinden"
"och noe... ILO feature not licensed"
"moah... muss ich halt doch aufstehen..."
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20.04.2012 um 11:33

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Gerade lesen das am Wochenende die diablo3 Open Beta ist und ganz laut
"NEEIIIIIIIIIN" schreien!!

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CACHE::get -> cache: >event_17::stats< found 0.150003 - HTML::template -> template: >box_event< 0.150090 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.150109 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.150153 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::forum 0.150163 - CBOX::forum -> generate forum box 0.150168 - CBOX::forum_load_threads -> load data 0.150180 - CACHE::get -> cache: >forum::topthreads< found 0.150265 - CBOX::forum_threads -> list all threads in array 0.150276 - FORUM::thread_lastvisit -> threadid: array ( 0 => 2510, 1 => 2509, 2 => 2499, 3 => 2502, 4 => 2508, 5 => 2507, 6 => 2506, 7 => 1919, 8 => 2505, 9 => 2485, 10 => 2503, 11 => 2501, 12 => 2500, 13 => 2496, 14 => 2498, 15 => 2497, 16 => 2495, 17 => 2493, 18 => 2494, 19 => 2445, ) 0.150291 - admin::getInstance -> do 0.150314 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.150386 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.150420 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.150461 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.150489 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.150517 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum_bit< 0.150534 - HTML::template -> template: >box_forum< 0.150598 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.150615 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.150638 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::vote 0.150647 - CBOX::vote -> generate Box 0.150653 - dotDatabase::query -> SELECT v_id, UNIX_TIMESTAMP(v_ende) AS v_ende FROM vote_main WHERE v_start < NOW() AND v_ende > NOW() AND v_active=1 AND v_top=1 ORDER by v_start DESC 0.150893 - HTML::template -> template: >box_vote_nocurrent< 0.150950 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.150966 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.150985 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::banner 0.151001 - CACHE::get -> cache: >sponsoren_7::cbox_lanrenav3.de_DE< found 0.151034 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.151050 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.151069 - PAGE::get_boxes -> -------- call: right::search 0.151077 - CBOX::template -> generate Box with >box_suchen< as template 0.151083 - HTML::template -> template: >box_suchen< 0.151132 - HTML::template_exists -> search: >page_box_right< == 1 0.151146 - HTML::template -> template: >page_box_right< 0.151194 - PAGE::render -> final 0.151201 - PAGE::renderTemplate -> page 0.151208 - PAGE::getHead -> return 0.151212 - dotSession::getInstance -> do 0.151296 - HTML::template -> template: >page< 0.151488 - PAGE::render_template -> final PHP Includes : 19 DB Queries : 22 Rendering Time : 0.152108 Includes PHP Files: - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/forum/index.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/global.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.dotCommon.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/config.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.dotDatabase.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.page.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.dotSession.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.user.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.styles.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/html/styles/lanrenav3.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.admin.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.prvmsg.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.event.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.sitzplan.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/html/styles/lr.inc.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.forum.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.html.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.cbox.php - /www/htdocs/w00f1046/includes/class.cache.php

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