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|LR|Swordsworn

06.05.2012 um 14:46

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Da wohl wirklich jeder von euch den Dialog "warum liegt hier denn Stroh..." kennt dachte ich mir das die Antwort warum da Stroh liegt einen eignen Thread verdient.
Ich hätte nie gedacht das ich auf die Frage mal ne Antwort bekomme....

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07.05.2012 um 11:02

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N!CE! Swordi, du bist unser Gott, er hat die Antworten auf die wichtigsten Fragen *fg*

|LR|The G

07.05.2012 um 13:30

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einfach nur gut

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